Sizznaturday

All right, so Saturday was Danielle’s Toronto based stagette, which meant that there were these three guys who had nothing to do because their Wives/Partners were out looking at gay porn and drinking out of penis straws.

So Fiachra, Rod, Matt and I hung out on my back deck and drank a few beers, and a little bit of Champagne thanks to Fiachra. After that it was off to the Victory Café for some food and a beer, and then to Paupers for some darts and some beer. There Rod and I showcased our terrible math skills and our mad dart skillz.

Beer and lamp not getting drunk

After a few hours of beer and darts we left for some pool where the team of Matt and Fiachra assured Rod and I that they would be victorious, which they were. This was not due to any sort of skill on their part it was due to my total lack of skill and the amount of beer that had been consumed had during darts (ahh takes me back to my first year in a dart league). I think I potted like two balls the entire four or five games. Rod tried to hold his own, but alas he was no match for their combined skill.

So that was about it, we got a free pitcher of Hemp beer because the owner of the brewery was there (pretty cool) then we headed back to my place at about 3:00am, which (as far as I can tell) was exactly the same time that the ladies were prowling around down town for a bar to go to, or at least a bar to sneak into and use its washroom.

darts!

Beers were opened back at the pad but remained un-drunk. Fiachra and Matt went off to bed, while Rod and I played some video games for an hour before retiring.

So there you have it, Saturday.