Happy Birthday

Well today, approximately 29 years ago, a lovely little Winnipegger named Danielle Rae Nicole Allard was dragged kicking and screaming into this world. I have no idea how long the birth lasted, nor do I know at what time it occurred, all I do know is that it was a success.

So to my lovely bride-to-be I extend a hearty "Happy Birthday!”

"My mother groaned, my father wept:
Into the dangerous world I leapt,
Helpless, naked, piping loud,
Like a fiend hid in a cloud."