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Q: Why is a marrige between two archivists considered a perfect match?

A: Becuase as they get older they both become more interested in each other.
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A MAN pestered the librarian every day to see if any new books had arrived. One day the librarian palmed off a Sao Paulo telephone directory on him, telling him it was a modern play. Three days later the man returned the book. "I didn't understand one word of the plot," he said, "but boy, what a cast!"